Bikyclist

'bɪ(kə)list Proper Noun: A 26 year old self confessed nerd, who reads, cross stitches and crochets for fun.
Ask me anything

(Source: princesconsuela)

youcantcancelquidditch:

apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music

breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs

When contempating a $15.00 purchase

10-year-old me:
Wow idk that's a lot of money
15-year-old me:
Kickass, that's so cheap
20-year-old me:
Wow idk that's a lot of money

megustamemes:

The best thing about pregnant women is free Wi-Fi.

zackisontumblr:

meanplastic:

THE ENEMY

the most stressful post on this website

(Source: 7at1stroke)

Harry then did something that was both very brave and very stupid.

Harry’s entire life ever summarized into one nice phrase in Chapter 10 of SS (via the-spunky-fox)

givemeinternet:

Taking a panorama picture when your dog walks past

detectivebuttcop:

youngblackandvegan:

jonesalicious:

So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people

Beauty and the Beast 2: The Trip to Ikea

(Source: my-dear-reader)

guyrockets:

novltea:

ourpizzagang:

Tumblr Vs. Facebook (x)

PREACH

aammmmmeeeennnnnn

gollums-new-best-friend:

urban-dytopia:

au-tom-aton:

laurenwhatthehellareyoudoing:

pitchblackglow:

congrats to all of us for being the first generation to grow up online

#it’s like an awful experiment gone wrong

I bet you there are scientists somewhere, watching us like:

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oh my god, my heart stopped because I thought he spilled it on the laptop

^I think that says a lot

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